Tuesday, July 1, 2014

You're Not in Kansas Anymore...

As I write this, it's going on 9 o'clock at night and it's still 85 degrees.  So glad I have air conditioning!  Hard to believe that amenities we take for granted (like air-conditioning or Western-style toilets) aren't available everywhere, so be prepared to adjust to a new standard of living temporarily.  Although we're planning a cruise, we may spend a night or 3 at a hotel before or after the cruise.  The Europeans' idea of AC is not my idea of AC.  Their idea of cold air conditioning is what I would call cool at best, not anywhere near cold. The last two trips we've taken have been in the spring and I would have loved to turn on the AC because the rooms were so warm.  This year we learned at the hotel in Nice that they are not permitted to turn the AC on until a certain date by law...or so the clerk said.  The hotel lobby always feels nice and cool, but get in your room and it's an oven.  That's why timing is so important.  The last thing you want is to be out seeing the sites in 90 degree sunshine and go back to a warm hotel room.  Ugh! 
 
Toilets are another item that are a little different in Europe.  Maybe oddball is a better word.  We've stopped at a gas station for a potty break only to find a "hole" in the ground.  Don't wait too long.  Depending on where you are, you may have to pay to go to the bathroom.  Talk about a cheap thrill!  
 
Many hotels do not have washcloths, so you may want to bring your own and pitch after using.  Can't get the lights to come on?  You have to put the room key card into the slot by the door to get the lights to work in some hotels.  Rooms are typically smaller than we are used to here in the U.S. A lot smaller!
 
Coffee is really strong. Soft drinks are outrageously expensive.  We ended up paying about $9 at one restaurant in Paris cafe.  Unless you're a fan of seltzer water, you want no gas or flat water.  Diet Coke is known as Coke Lite.  If you want bottled water or soft drinks for the road or your room head to the local grocery store. 
 
Hard Rock Cafes are a great place to eat – usually good food, free refills on soft drinks and water.  Portions are huge, too.  You'll find them in Barcelona, London (the original), Helsinki, Hamburg, Berlin, Malta, Gdansk (Poland), Istanbul, Amsterdam, Paris, Rome, Florence, Athens, Stockholm , Istanbul and Venice, among other places.  Usually in a populated area where all of the attractions are. 
 
Finally, there are few little laws you should know about so we don't have to bail your butt out of jail.  
 
Rome   It's illegal to eat and drink near landmarks
Rome is enforcing a municipal ordinance outlawing eating and drinking in areas of "particular historic, artistic, architectonic and cultural value."  That delicious bowl of gelato could cost you $650 if you sit on the Spanish Steps and eat it. 
 
Greece  It's illegal to wear stiletto heels
Did you know that the pressure a stiletto heel exerts on the ground is greater than that of a walking elephant?  Imagine what that does to your feet!  With a few stomps in your stilettos, you can harm those amazing Greek monuments that have been around for hundreds of years.  Get a pair of sensible-shoes so you can visit the sites.  Your feet will be happier, too!
 
Venice   Don't feed the pigeons
In order to avoid getting pooped on and catching avian bacteria, feeding the pigeons is no longer legal in Venice. 
 
Some fun things to think about before heading to Europe!
 
Ciao!
 

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